If only I was completely legal to drive and had a car. I just found the most awesome job:
Enthusiastic, animated and vibrant individuals wanted. Will be required to perform and present animal handling workshops, in costume, to primary age children. Knowledge/experience of exotic animals is preferable, will be dealing with tarantula, snake, millipede, stick insect, giant land snail and frogs. Own transport essential together with a clean driving licence. Will be required to travel within a sixty mile radius of your home postcode. All expenses are paid by the employer. this is a temporary position which may lead to a permanent job."
SWEET. I think the other factor that down-puts this job is that it resides in Swansea, West Glamorgan. I do NOT live there.